2026 Collection

"Sold out, every night, in my own head." Full stage presence, zero attention span. Horns up, mic in hand, and a set list nobody else can hear. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Ask me if that's my problem." Jaw dropped, patience gone, filter fully removed. Some days you explain yourself. Today isn't one of them. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Out of office. Permanently." No deadlines, no notifications, no urgent anything. Whatever it is, it can wait — it's going to have to. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"You had one job." Not one person, not one group project, not one single soul has met the bar today. Wear the verdict, save yourself the conversation. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Sleep is for people with easy lives." Some people dream of better days. This one's for the people who've made peace with the fact that the nightmare's just where they live now. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Fear's optional. So is politeness." Whatever's got you spooked, it can get in line. This one's for the people who face things down with a raised middle finger instead of a plan. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Sold out, every night, in my own head." Full stage presence, zero attention span. Horns up, mic in hand, and a set list nobody else can hear. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Ask me if that's my problem." Jaw dropped, patience gone, filter fully removed. Some days you explain yourself. Today isn't one of them. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Out of office. Permanently." No deadlines, no notifications, no urgent anything. Whatever it is, it can wait — it's going to have to. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"You had one job." Not one person, not one group project, not one single soul has met the bar today. Wear the verdict, save yourself the conversation. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Sleep is for people with easy lives." Some people dream of better days. This one's for the people who've made peace with the fact that the nightmare's just where they live now. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Fear's optional. So is politeness." Whatever's got you spooked, it can get in line. This one's for the people who face things down with a raised middle finger instead of a plan. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Est. 1982. Never graduated." Collegiate on the front, cursed on the back. "Myers 82" printed bold enough to make the whole school year jump — because some students just don't leave when the bell rings. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Talk to the hand, it's already dead." A skeletal middle finger embroidered small and sharp on the breast of a quilted black bomber — because sometimes actions speak louder than words, especially when those actions involve a bone to pick. Zero manners, maximum warmth. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Rain or shine, still menacing." Two blood-red panels break up an otherwise all-black canopy, with the Psycho Path signature printed bold across it — because even bad weather deserves a little drama. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"I like spooky things and the word 'fuck.'" Two skeleton hands throw up the bird either side of the only mission statement you'll ever need. Sleek faux-leather construction that says plenty without saying much at all. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Follow the Path, ignore the therapist." The Psycho Path signature in blood-red against solid black nylon. No subtlety, no apologies — just the name that started the madness, folded up and ready to ride in your pocket. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Follow the Path, ignore the therapist." The Psycho Path signature in blood-red against solid black. No subtlety, no apologies — just the name that started the madness, front and centre where everyone can see it coming. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Built to survive the day, however it goes." Roll-top security meets everyday grind — all-black construction with the Psycho Path signature stitched front and centre. No frills, no gimmicks, just a bag that carries your chaos without complaint. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Running on spite and caffeine." Death himself sprinting scythe-in-hand because even the Grim Reaper needs a coffee run. For anyone powered by pure spite, questionable sleep, and whatever's left in the pot. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.