New Arrivals

"Fear's optional. So is politeness." Whatever's got you spooked, it can get in line. This one's for the people who face things down with a raised middle finger instead of a plan. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Serial chiller." Jason's off the clock, hammock's out, and the machete's on ice. Even the most dedicated slasher needs a lakeside break every now and then. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Est. 1982. Never graduated." The evil face behind our "O" blown up big and bloody across the back, with "Psycho High" stamped on the chest like a school you never want a reunion with. Detention was never this permanent. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Talk to the hand, it's already dead." A skeletal middle finger printed bold across black cotton — because sometimes actions speak louder than words, especially when those actions involve a bone to pick. Zero manners, maximum message. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

Start your day with zero guilt and zero fucks. Sleep-deprived and dead inside? Same. This skeletal caffeine addict knows coffee is the only thing standing between you and a murder charge. Featuring branding from the unapologetic 'ZEROFUCKS' coffee co. – because you like your brew strong and your morals... flexible. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Cute but psycho." A stitched-up teddy bear with a knife and zero remorse — proof that the softest things bite the hardest. Sweet on the outside, unhinged underneath, exactly how we like it. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Est. 1982. Never graduated." The evil face behind our "O" blown up big and bloody across the back, with "Psycho High" stamped on the chest like a school you never want a reunion with. Detention was never this permanent. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Est. 1982. Never graduated." Collegiate on the front, cursed on the back. "Myers 82" printed bold enough to make the whole school year jump — because some students just don't leave when the bell rings. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Talk to the hand, it's already dead." A skeletal middle finger embroidered small and sharp on the breast of a quilted black bomber — because sometimes actions speak louder than words, especially when those actions involve a bone to pick. Zero manners, maximum warmth. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"We're all proper fucked!" A full moon, a mob of the undead, and absolutely no chance of outrunning them. When the apocalypse hits, at least you'll be dressed for it. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Just the tip, I promise." A heart-shaped hockey mask, a blade with bad intentions, and a promise nobody should trust. Horror movie romance for people who like their pickup lines with a body count. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Just the tip, I promise." A heart-shaped hockey mask, a blade with bad intentions, and a promise nobody should trust. Horror movie romance for people who like their pickup lines with a body count. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Cute but psycho." A stitched-up teddy bear with a knife and zero remorse — proof that the softest things bite the hardest. Sweet on the outside, unhinged underneath, exactly how we like it. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Rain or shine, still menacing." Two blood-red panels break up an otherwise all-black canopy, with the Psycho Path signature printed bold across it — because even bad weather deserves a little drama. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"I like spooky things and the word 'fuck.'" Two skeleton hands throw up the bird either side of the only mission statement you'll ever need. Sleek faux-leather construction that says plenty without saying much at all. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Follow the Path, ignore the therapist." The Psycho Path signature in blood-red against solid black nylon. No subtlety, no apologies — just the name that started the madness, folded up and ready to ride in your pocket. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Follow the Path, ignore the therapist." The Psycho Path signature in blood-red against solid black. No subtlety, no apologies — just the name that started the madness, front and centre where everyone can see it coming. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Built to survive the day, however it goes." Roll-top security meets everyday grind — all-black construction with the Psycho Path signature stitched front and centre. No frills, no gimmicks, just a bag that carries your chaos without complaint. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Running on spite and caffeine." Death himself sprinting scythe-in-hand because even the Grim Reaper needs a coffee run. For anyone powered by pure spite, questionable sleep, and whatever's left in the pot. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Time's up, energy's gone." An hourglass running dry into one very tired ghost — because socializing is a resource, and yours just hit zero. Perfect for those who peaked at "hello" and are already planning the exit. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.