Hoodies

"Talk to the hand, it's already dead." A skeletal middle finger printed bold across black cotton — because sometimes actions speak louder than words, especially when those actions involve a bone to pick. Zero manners, maximum message. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Serial chiller." Jason's off the clock, hammock's out, and the machete's on ice. Even the most dedicated slasher needs a lakeside break every now and then. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Stuffed with issues." For romantics who keep coming back for more. Cute energy, breakup bravado. Wear it when your heart is patched up and your playlist is all red flags. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Every day is October." Witchy glamour, coffin confidence, zero seasonal limits. Wear it when you treat pumpkin night like a permanent mood. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Hey Paul." Raincoat ready, Huey Lewis cued, smile a little too wide. For the moments when small talk dies and the monologue begins. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Pet at your peril." For cat people with bite. Retro horror vibes, campy and chaotic. Wear it when your heart says cuddle and your instincts say run. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Romance with a body count." For heart breakers and bone collectors. Throw it on for date night, graveyard shifts, or any time love bites back. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.

"Brutal honesty never dies."Deadpan humor with classic monster energy. Wear it when small talk dies and the truth crawls out. Hand printed to order. Please allow 3–5 working days for production. Shipping time depends on the delivery option chosen at checkout.